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PostSubject: Activision CEO Status Update   Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:21 am

March 10th 2010: Bobby Kotick, CEO of ActivisionBlizzard was found unconscious at his 21st summer home early this morning around 6am. He had been eating money all night long, and supposedly overdosed after eating $300 Million in assets. This means that ActivisionBlizzard is now virtually bankrupt, and they will begin selling off all of their assets left to the highest bidder, ending on 6/6/66. Bobby Kotick is also suing ActivisionBlizzard for making him so rich, and if he is no accommodated to his specifications, he is going to destroy the world with his plastic Guitar Hero guitar and Modern Warfare 2 Night Vision Goggles, which he says makes someone the ultimate soldier in today's warfield.

March 11th 2010: Bobby Kotick admits he is a greedy, fat, stupid fucking idiot.

March 12th 2010: Bobby Kotick is dead...FINALLY.
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PostSubject: Re: Activision CEO Status Update   Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:30 am

lol that is so serious
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PostSubject: Re: Activision CEO Status Update   Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:35 am

I just really hate Kotick. He's a greedy corporate cunt who is ruining the industry.......Guitar Hero, Tony Hawk & CoD are there only good games, and all 3 have went to shit lately. Fuck Activision.
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PostSubject: Re: Activision CEO Status Update   Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:51 am

Yeah hes a massive douchebag and is the greediest person in the world.
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PostSubject: Re: Activision CEO Status Update   Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:57 am

Zombl337 wrote:
I just really hate Kotick. He's a greedy corporate cunt who is ruining the industry.......Guitar Hero, Tony Hawk & CoD are there only good games, and all 3 have went to shit lately. Fuck Activision.
I agree he's a greedy bastard...But man I love Activision for MechWarrior 2 which was probably one of the greatest PC games I've ever played. I missed the 90s for PC gaming when it had so much quality and quantity at the same time.
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PostSubject: Re: Activision CEO Status Update   Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:34 am

Zombl337 wrote:
I just really hate Kotick. He's a greedy corporate cunt who is ruining the industry.......Guitar Hero, Tony Hawk & CoD are there only good games, and all 3 have went to shit lately. Fuck Activision.

Agree 100% with that this is why the whole issue with Infinity Ward has gone on because they did not want to run the COD games into the ground which looks like what Activision are going to do with the series.

Remember Bobby want to take the fun out of making video games.

Bobby Kotick is even more evil than Skeletor.
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PostSubject: Re: Activision CEO Status Update   Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:25 am

Gibbon_Master wrote:
Zombl337 wrote:
I just really hate Kotick. He's a greedy corporate cunt who is ruining the industry.......Guitar Hero, Tony Hawk & CoD are there only good games, and all 3 have went to shit lately. Fuck Activision.

Agree 100% with that this is why the whole issue with Infinity Ward has gone on because they did not want to run the COD games into the ground which looks like what Activision are going to do with the series.

Remember Bobby want to take the fun out of making video games.

Bobby Kotick is even more evil than Skeletor.

Skeletor is an evil gay!

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PostSubject: Re: Activision CEO Status Update   Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:45 am

Finally someone sees the flaws in the corporate monster that is Activision. Activision no longer makes good games, the last good-great games they made was CoD4 (WaW was good too). Fuck Activision!
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PostSubject: Re: Activision CEO Status Update   Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:43 pm

I thought you were being serious at first...lol
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