One day Marcus was in jail. and Dom was all liek, Marcus, this blows ass. ur free now. and Marcus was like, Dom lets killthe locusts because guns. and Dom was like yeab Marcus that ruls. here take lucost gun.

and then they ascaped.

then, a bridge fell down, and they ran to helicopter and escaped before a spider could ate htem.

then, Marcus meta hot chicks named Anya. and she sexed him in the helicoptr. they landed and it was owkwurd becuase kernel Hoffman was there and he was her father and he was all liek, Marcus, you give me 90$ fenis. and find the resonator. it knows the locust and we can lightbomb them with white stuff. and Marcus was like, no Hoffman i give you 110 dollars but i'm not doing this you.l

then, the next day, they found a col tran and Kim died because dodge ram sworded him through the chest. Marcus cried a manly tear. carmine also died somhow through the face hole. butmauybe he wasent actually dead.........

then they went around lookin for the resonatr but cuoldn't find it because they it becam dark. os the bats came out and started trying to chop them. they excaped to the new car and drove it to the undterground tunnels to actavate the resanator. then they kills som thern gards and escapd. but it didn't work somehow. but markus new that there was maps with his dads stuff.

they all went to marcuses dads home and found some sweet data computers about the tunnels. so they went back to hte train and put the computer on the bomb. but htejnn dodge rammm appeard and said FOR THE QUEEN and markus was like, fuck, this is a hard bitch of boss. and Dom was liek, no use the torkque bowq. and then it almost asploded but they jumped to a helicopter, and Hoffman was liek , Marcus, i like you. you can come to myhouse and fuck my daughter.

and he did.

end.

hahahahaaha!!! " They sexed" in the helicopter xD
and the bit about the kryl "chopping " and the way you spelt exploded pure epic win!!

come on baby light my fire

Someone is high

Ummmmmm....its nice to have u here.

Aaa dude my pc totally crashed, using my dm iPhone fucking typos I hate akplse apple

Wow...thanks?

lol nice dude. She sexed him in the heli.

That was very random...

So he's a clone of Kendo? (except on crack?)

whos kendo?