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Jamin
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PostSubject: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:54 am

Sorry guys, no link for now, it was taken down, but I managed to get a copy paste:
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After years of talking, Microsoft has finally convinced a merger with Monster Inc. CEO Mr. Waternoose will be aiding Microsoft in making their new console. Microsoft's Xbox720 will not run on conventional electricity, but Scream. Scream is a new source of energy, that is produced by Monster Inc. and this new source of power, when combined with Microsoft's machines, produces efficiency like no other machine. When powered by Scream, the Xbox720 prototypes create nearly 0 heat, and whats more, one decibel of Scream is enough to power a Xbox720 for more than a year. Microsoft plans on shipping each console with a Scream Extractor, that you will have to use to recharge your Xbox720's battery. Mr. Waternoose warns to never laugh into the extractor, doing so could over load the battery. In preparation for such cases, Microsoft will initiate the "Battery Replacement Service" at launch. Thanks to the power of Scream, battery production will only cost the company $2.60 to make, and the replacement service only charges the consumer $5.00 + Shipping for a new battery. It looks like Microsoft is set to take the industry by storm, and its all thanks to Mr. Waternoose and Monsters Inc.
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Damn guys, Sony is done for. Looks like everyone will jump ship to Xbox720! How can you argue against a machine that literally creates no waste, and consumes no power? Scream is a limitless energy, why hasn't the world embraced this yet?
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:56 am

Cell processor > Scream
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:03 am

TRF wrote:
Cell processor > Scream
Nope, a system running on Scream creates virtually no heat, have you any idea how high you could clock a processor when heat is not an issue?
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:09 am

With this baby we won't need Cell anymore.
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:25 am

Aha, but you forget that the Playstation 4 will be powered by the one thing more potent than Scream . . . LAUGHTER!

Sony wins again!
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:31 am

TRF wrote:
Aha, but you forget that the Playstation 4 will be powered by the one thing more potent than Scream . . . LAUGHTER!

Sony wins again!
Monsters Inc. is the ONLY company with the technology to contain Scream or Laughter. They own the technology. If Sony violates the patent, well, Microsoft and Monsters Inc. lawyers will be knocking on Sony's door.
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:41 am

TRF wrote:
Aha, but you forget that the Playstation 4 will be powered by the one thing more potent than Scream . . . LAUGHTER!

Sony wins again!

Wazowski!!
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:30 am

ok
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:34 am

Crazy thread XD
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:12 am

MIKE WAZOOWSKI!

Boo is so cute <3
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:27 am

Jamin wrote:
TRF wrote:
Aha, but you forget that the Playstation 4 will be powered by the one thing more potent than Scream . . . LAUGHTER!

Sony wins again!
Monsters Inc. is the ONLY company with the technology to contain Scream or Laughter. They own the technology. If Sony violates the patent, well, Microsoft and Monsters Inc. lawyers will be knocking on Sony's door.
You don't think Monsters, Inc. is going to try selling to both companies to maximize profit? Waternoose needs a new private jet.
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:23 am

Haha yea!Take that ps3 fanboys!
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:54 am

Have you guys not heard the news?

Waternoose has been arrested! Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:13 pm

DemonWolf wrote:
Have you guys not heard the news?

Waternoose has been arrested! Sad
WTF? Shocked What for? No
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:46 pm

Jamin wrote:
DemonWolf wrote:
Have you guys not heard the news?

Waternoose has been arrested! Sad
WTF? Shocked What for? No

paedophilia.... sad I know..
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:37 pm

wtf lol. im suprised the mods havn't seen this yet.

anyway i'll be watching more lols like this tonight on BBC stream.
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:39 pm

I shoulda known it wouldn't be serious when I saw who the OP was.
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:16 pm

Can't believe it. If there's no link.
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:56 pm

ZOMG BROTHERS!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:04 am

TRF wrote:
Aha, but you forget that the Playstation 4 will be powered by the one thing more potent than Scream . . . LAUGHTER!

Sony wins again!
u been keeping score this gen???????????

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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:04 am

joke thread?

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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:03 am

GeneralMLD wrote:
TRF wrote:
Aha, but you forget that the Playstation 4 will be powered by the one thing more potent than Scream . . . LAUGHTER!

Sony wins again!
u been keeping score this gen???????????

Razz
Hey, Sony's score is 2-1 since they started in the console business. Meanwhile Microsoft is 0-2. If only they powered their consoles with laughter. Razz

I kid, I kid.
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:14 am

Does anyone know the chemical formula for scream? And its official name?
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:28 pm

i cant tell if hes being sarcastic or not but..... this isnt true, if it was then everyone would know about it the only thing that can run for a year on such little amount is anti matter but it probaly wont be used in consoles for like 500 years
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PostSubject: Re: Xbox720 news - Microsoft aquires raw power for their console   Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:22 pm

LMAO, Jamin.

The Scream processor will blow the doors down in the amount of potential creativity developers can create.
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